From : Krogg
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/In the begining there wasnt much.
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| Then bang,shit started flying out from a tiny point in an explosion
|that few have *really* pondered the power of.
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|gazillions and gazilions of subatomic particles in a highenergy plasma
|floodded outward and began to cool.Hydrogen began to form in this soup
|of protons,neutrons,electrons and stuff
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| Oo
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|large clouds of hydrogen began to condense into stars,gravity crushes
|the atoms togather,heat is produced,great pressure forces the hydrogen
|to combine into helium and release even more energry feuling the fires
|of these early stars.
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| \OO/
| (>)---(wheeee)
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| / \ \OO/ (woo hooo)
| (>)--'
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| \OO/
| (>)---(is it just me or is it hot in here?)
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| (and crowded too!!!!!)
|the added pressure causes even larger atoms to form.them boooooooom
|maybe 10 billions years later many of these early stars blow to hell,
|sending large more comlpex atoms flying through the universe.
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| ((---(----booooom----)---))
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|these atoms condense into cloudes and form galaxies and stars and
|planets.Somewhere in all this,the earth forms and is very hostile,hot
|and no one wants to live there.Then all these atoms start forming
|molecules and reacting.After ages,some of these molecules group
|togather
|forming self organizing and replicating groups.It isnt tooooooo long
|and early cells form and thrive in the hostile environment that the
|earth provides.A very successfull cell that relys on dna protiens to
|replicate
|spreads wildly and sometimes it mutates and better cells are
|formed,sometimes bad ones form and they dissapear.only the ones good at
|replicating live to pass on thier properties to offspring.As time
|passes more kinds of cells come and go,and more complex cells and even
|groups of cells working togather become more popular.Small animals and
|plants,finaly develope.this competitive game of replication and
|mutation,that even still exists today in our modern spaceage
|world,continues turning out new spiecies and one day we find our
|primitive selves wondering around eating worms and making fire.We
|humans have very powerfull brains and we start using them to make life
|easier.we learn to grow food and hunt animals with weapons.We learn
|about resources and how to use them.We also learn how to keep others
|away from our resources.We learn how to cooperate and farm in
|villages,we learn to communicate.We still dont know much about the
|universe so we make stuff up so when kids ask why,we wont look
|dumb,looking dumb might mean no nookie so we dont want that.Soon we
|start blaming everything on "gods",cause we cant figureout anything
|else to explain whats going on,and well,kids will believe anything.Soon
|these thoeries about gods become very usefull for controling groups of
|believers.there are penalties for dissobeying gods and rewards for
|obeying gods.Men use these beliefs to keep women subserviant and
|leaders use them to keep men
|in fear and control.Men figure out how to write and make books full of
|the "Rules that we,uh i mean,god wants you to follow."Non believers are
|lovingly killed for thier own good.kings are happy,some kings rewrite
|the books to include more convient rules or to exclude unconvient
|rules.
|Then this Jesus dude comes in and starts ruining all these books,At
|least for the Jewish religions now more or less Christians,and does
|that piss kings and tax collectors off.Jesus starts telling people that
|they can find happyness in thier hearts and not in books of
|otherpeoples laws.He tells everybody how they can be free and at the
|sametime lead a moral,happy,productive life with out the need to be
|slave to the wrote wills of other men.But,Jesus was killed and the
|books rewritten even more to make it seem as if he was really saying
|one thing when he was saying another.They make him the son of god and
|stick words in his mouth.They nail him to a cross and use him to pass
|even more propaganda around.Its been 2000 years since and I would
|say,They have won so far.But aslong as people keep getting smarter and/
|understanding the truth about the universe things just have to get /""
|better. /
/"\"""""""""""""""""""""""\ The end./"o"""""""""""""""""""""""""
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Waiting for the Big Bang !
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